Oh, jingle mail, jingle mail
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to send
the McMansion Keys away
Jingle mail, jingle mail
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to send
The McMansion Keys away.
The underwater McMansion owners of the FSofA are finally getting a clue here that the White Elephants they bought at outrageous prices are not going to be coming back to life anytime too soon here, and NOW might be a good time to cut your losses and mail the keys back in to the Banksters and let THEM figure out what to do with a half century worth of unsustainable social engineering.
Deed in Lieu of Foreclosure is one of the few LEGAL options J6P has here to get out from under a significant portion of his debt and drop it back where it belongs, on those who pushed a mountain of fast and easy credit on the suckers of Amerika (and Europe and Dubai and Japan etc etc etc).
CA no doubt will lead the way here as the mass evacuation of the state unfolds with ever increasing taxes and ever decreasing services paid for by those taxes. Mainly because increasing taxes are NOT going towards maintaining any services, they are going toward paying on bond issues of DECADES of accumulated debt here. On the State level, the CA resident can send in the Jingle Mail on the whole STATE simply by packing up the Mercedes and moving somewhere else. Of course there isn’t anywhere that grand to move TO these days, but the fact is that as jobs disappear and taxes increase, people HAVE to leave CA, and thus the old debt that accumulated there can never be paid off.
CA of course makes the economy of Greece look like Chump Change, it was the World’s 8th largest Economy before the Crash. Will the IMF be called in to create a Rescue Package for CA, complete with an Austerity Plan to slash wages and bennies? Unlikely and stupid, since the FSofA has to fund the MF anyhow, so the FSofA might just as well do the Obamout themselves. Just as Andrea Merckel pulled the plug on further guarantees from Germany of Greek debt, its hard to see how Obama can do anything other than let CA sink here, but of course that brings down the whole of the financial system. Like Lehman on Steroids basically. Its impossible for me to imagine how Helicopter Ben can push enough worthless Toilet Paper in the direction of CA to paper over that insolvency problem.
Anyhow, to get back to the original point here of the Jingle Mail the US Post Office will have to handle by the bucketful here, this is not a problem that can be resolved by HAMP or any other scheme of extended payments, lowered interest or even principal reduction. J6P LEGALLY short circuits that whole process by opting OUT to begin with. There is nobody to assign the modified mortgage TO once the “owner” sends in the Jingle Mail. Well except the Taxpayer of course, but how can you tax people enough to pay on mortgages of EMPTY homes when the same taxpayer just moved OUT of said home?
Time has come here to Rent, move in with relatives or pack up the RV and head for a Campground and ABANDON the McMansions. All Hands on Deck, MAN the LIFEBOATS! Sending in the Jingle Mail is sensible Survival economics, the big corporations do it all the time. Its not considered Morally Reprehensible when Tishman walks away from Stuyvesant Town, why is it morally reprehensible for J6P to do the same thing? If you hold a non-recourse loan, the property collateralizes itself and in most states you can send in the Jingle Mail, though you should see a Scum Sucking Bottom Feeder Lawyer first and make sure you cross all the T’s and dot all the I’s when you do it, and make sure the Banksters take your name OFF the deed, so you don’t get held responsible for fines and property taxes on the property you bequest back to them.
Oh, jingle mail, jingle mail
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to send
the McMansion Keys away
Jingle mail, jingle mail
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to send
The McMansion Keys away.
RE
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More homeowners are opting for 'strategic defaults'
Underwater on their mortgages and angry at banks, more borrowers are choosing to hand over the keys, even if they can afford the payments.
Wynn Bloch has always dutifully paid her bills and socked away money for retirement. But in December she defaulted on the mortgage on her Palm Desert home, even though she could afford the payments.






34 Comments
TLaCour
No, no, Fedzilla will not let CA sink. This is a crisis not to be wasted! "Money" (or TP, as you prefer) will be shoveled into CA's gaping maw with many clever strings attached. It is about Power and Centralizing Control. Iceland is a difficult test case, more difficult even than Greece, since most Icelanders still function outside the Dependent Class. Whether they successfully (I mean on a lasting basis, not the little "shot across the bow" they delivered with the recent Vote of Repudiation) stand up against the notion that the People must bail out the Banks is an open question. CA? The folks there probably don't know what "Don't Tread On Me" means, much less that it used to be on their Flag.
Artfuldodger
Reverend: I know your view about renting, and it is wrong.
You rent when rental prices are cheap relative to home prices; you buy when they are high relative to home prices, such as now. Thus, today is one of the best times in history to buy, unless you have the view that everything from Humpty Dumpty's wall to the DOW is about to collapse. And even then, what the hell? Buy a place on the cheap and enjoy it before the world is turned into a toxic dump. At least you'll have a place it lay your head until the Gremlins come after you.
James Q., however, told me the other day that he knew for sure that residential prices had another 15% downside to go. I don't have any idea how he knows that, but nevertheless, if I were a buyer I wouldn't care one lick about another 15% drop. I would buy now!
Thank you for the post, Egg.
Artfuldodger
Oh yes, Egg, quite good poetry. But I don't like it that you revel in other people's losses. That's not a good trait. It sounds a lot like you know who, and is one of the reasons I tied you with him.
Think that over, will you, please?
Artfuldodger
Listen and learn Reverend Egg, my son: Always buy in a down swirl, when there's blood in the street, when everyone else is selling!
Artfuldodger
Eggy, your man Ted used to revel in people's pain. You know where he is now: medicated and locked up until his toes rot off!
saber
I'm gonna wait for the next big shoe to drop in real estate, then I'm taking all my dollar assets and buying real estate. I refuse to be caught with my pants down this time around. When TSHTF, I'll be diversified mainly in physical gold, silver and real estate I picked upon the cheap.
Artless Dipshit
keep a sock in it artless dimwitt you brainless twat. You are not fit to lace RE's shoe laces you prick!!
That is ALL she wrote.
Anonymous
the high rollers and re people are on the foreclosure list in my home town. i say rent till you are physically moved to the re-education camp. then you can use your gold to get to the head of the gruel line, at least till its taken away from you or devalued like every other fucking thing in the new ameryka.
haywood jablome
Someone please post a scorecard for these predictions. If you make a boatload of calls, a few are bound to be right no matter your level of knowledge. How can anyone possibly predict with any accuracy where housing prices will go when we all the markets have thrown out all reason and rationale?? Didn't he predict DOW 4,000 by now or Gold 2500 or Nasdaq 400 and a bunch of other half ass stuff. If you could time this market accurately you would not be on this blog. Just hang in there Sunshine, every little things gonna be allright.
JasonRines
Let's have more backing up of one's financial forecasting opinions please and less insults. How about simply agreeing to disagree between RE and Artful Dodger? "Reverend Egg" and "Dimwit" commentary is crowding out the reasoning for why an individual should or shouldn't purchase real estate right now. Contrarian debate between the two of you gentlemen is most entertaining, but when conducted as gentlemen and put it into context that also adds investment value as well as entertainment value. Mix it up please gents :)
I will state I am buying some real estate this year as plan B and a nice vacation spot on a pond here in Maine. It is cheap right now in my opinion. Could it go 10%-15% lower? Yes it could. Will it be worth more to myself or my kids than what I pay for it today twenty years from today? I certainly believe so!
In any event, I prefer hard asset right now than my FRN's sitting in my bank account. I also prefer this to a certificate telling me I have a claim to gold sitting somewhere in a vault where I may not trust the bean counter.
JasonRines
Here is a recent article by John Lounsbury, discussing David Rosenberg's forecast of a 20% further drop in housing prices. I enjoyed the way John discussed the key variables in any further potential decline. I believe John's input on this topic is worth a read:
David Rosenberg, Chief Economist at Gluskin Sheff, has recently given a couple of different views about the near term future for housing prices. These views are different only in degree: both are negative.
Home Prices May Drop 20% Further
First, he has suggested that prices may have 20% to fall, on average to reach a bottom, as seen in the following graphic:
I would add some caveats.
Housing Prices May Drop 10% Further
In another graph, Rosenberg provides data that could be used to argue that home prices could have another 10% to drop:
A caveat here would include:
The 10% drop to the two historical bottoms shown requires that all other assets remain at current valuations. If we use the stock market as a proxy for all other household assets*, then a drop of 10% in the market would push the ratio to 29%. A further rise of 15% in stocks pushes the ratio down to 24% and no further drop in home prices is needed to reach the bottom ratio values of the 1960s and the 1990s.
*Note: Using the stock market as the proxy for all other household assets is a very gross assumption and could lead to misleading conclusions. Significant other possible assets include cash and equivalents, commodity investments, bonds and small business interests, which may, in total, be larger than investment in stocks.
Median Price Lows of 2009 Will be Taken Out
Six months ago I projected that the median price lows of 2009 would be taken out to the downside in 2010. See here and here. The following table shows the status of median home prices as of January, 2010:
The two big uncertainties in the housing market are the future course of the economy and the number of foreclosed properties that will come to market over the next 2-3 years. These two factors are related. The rate of growth of mortgage delinquencies is related to the unemployment rate, discussed here. The number of foreclosures coming to market in 2010 has been estimated to be greater than in 2009, with numbers remaining high in 2011 and possibly 2012.
It's the Economy, Stupid
If the economy continues a modest recovery in 2010, with a GDP grow the entire year near 2 - 2.5% (my best guess), housing prices could go through a long bottoming process in 2010, possibly extending into 2011. The bottom in prices in this scenario would probably be within 5% to 10% below current levels.
If the economy is weaker than I project (let's be honest again - it's a best guess - then the lows in prices could well exceed 10% from here. With a double dip recession, Rosenberg's most pessimistic projection is well within reach and could in fact be exceeded
If we have a strong recovery, especially if GDP growth for 2010 gets near or exceeds 5% for the entire year, then whatever the lows are in the first quarter will be the bottom in prices. The low should be close to current prices, within a couple of percent.
Anyone calling the timing and price for the housing market bottom is really making a prediction on the overall course of the economy for the next 12-24 months. Since Rosenberg has had a relatively negative outlook on prospects for the economy, his projections for housing are among the lower outlooks.
Disclosure: No positions.
Skyprince
John Mauldin has said its all about getting the deflation/inflation thing right. Which is it? After looking at the data, and listening to the arguments, it looks more and more as if we'll see a period of deflation followed by more and more government spending and QE to counter this deflation. Following this will be some rather brisk inflation. If this is correct, then using this time to acquire REAL assets - metals, oil, land, etc. may be a good strategy. As inflation really kicks in, you'll be protected...with the value of your assets climbing along with and probbaly at even higher rates than the inflation.