Who says all the fun and tasty stuff is bad for you? A careful study has revealed that it is those who will die earliest, and so we must conclude that their impending demise prompts them to poop as many parties as possible while the pooping is good. Moderate drinkers live longest, huh? With heavy drinkers running second, and nondri...

What's with the Congressional Ethics Committee? Slow, slow as molasses on Johnson of Louisiana and his $90k freezer money, years to bring Rangel up on charges, years to bring Maxine Biatch Waters to the bar, and years to find out Eddie Bernice Johnson, lifetime rep of TX-30, is more corrupt than a Mexican policeman. Oh, wait, th...

And a glut of supply? They’re after me! They want me to sign a longterm contract for electricity. Natural gas prices have been popped since Jun 2008, with gas-generated electricity falling in tandem. Will it continue, as recent articles say, or are we near a bottom? Demand argues the latter, DeMark suggests the former. A tutorial....

The good news is that Texas officially (via our AG and Environmental Quality Chairman) told the EPA to take a long jump from a short pier regarding administrative rewrites of the Clean Air Act that Obama is trying to use to end-run Congress. Oh, he wants that carbon-tax scheme baaad, and is perfectly willing to misuse Executive bran...

Sure, after a few crushes and benchpressing sessions you might be thirsty, but for a martini? Shaken, not stirred, indeed. Does Gatorade make a good mix with vodka? Guess they're finding out in Chicago, NYC and Miami at the David Barton Gyms. Reminds me of those gyms that have escalator alternatives for the ten stairsteps one m...

La Nacion (Argentina's leading conservative newspaper) is used to getting shut down by the Peronists, but this has to be a first for Clarin. Argentina's President Fernandez de Kirchner, who succeeded in 2007 her husband Nestor Kirchner, former and never-prosecuted member of the terrorist ERP, has ordered the company's cl...

This is getting out of hand: a couple of months ago, US authorities posted signs warning Americans away from one of our own parks in Arizona, basically shutting down the park because illegal aliens from Mexico were becoming too rambunctious there. Shootings, attacks, vandalism etc., and Obama's response is to tell us to stay out...

Too funny. The defeated Prime Minister said, "The people have spoken, but it's going to take a while to determine what they actually said." Ranks up there with Franken on the glibosity scale, and rivals Pelosi's infamous "we'll have to pass the bill so we'll know what's in it." Well, one thin...